scientists predict average american meal in 2040 to be soggy wet ground meat on paper plate soaking into mattress
Anonymous asked:
i hope getting married makes you less antisocial and more prone to giggling
ive always been prone to giggling
Anonymous asked:
I like your URL. Always puts a smile on my face.
really? you don’t think its silly? you really like it…?
My perfect first date idea: David Busters
Anonymous asked:
are you gonna marry a woman or a man
woman, incidentally
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Anonymous asked:
I'm gonna nut from threatening you with violence you don't even know. Good thing I'm a loser on a non, tee hee!
you guys cant do this kind of thing anymore, im betrothed
Anonymous asked:
I'm closer that u think boiii
are u mad at me
